Welcome to Earth
Jumping in the deep end, what could possibly go wrong?
Oh crap what are you doing in my living room?
Can you even understand me?
Does your presence prophesy doom?
What should your first experience be?
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This is called the internet, do you have something like it?
Now now, don't be scared. It's a wonderful place.
Except that part, it's shit.
Don't be too worried, take it at your own pace.
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The sum total of human knowledge at your fingertips!
Why don't you tell me what you would prefer to learn.
Everything from first steps to backflips.
Nothing is beyond your reach, for what knowledge do you yearn?
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It's all here, just have a look around.
Don't worry about time, I want to watch you explore.
Anything you'd like to know can easily be found.
Military secrets? Just wait a little more.
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There you go, an other Warthunder leak.
New stealth fighter manuals, why do you want to know?
What? Yes, for us that's the mechanical peak.
Is it normal for your eyes to glow?
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Wait... they're gone.
Oh dear, maybe I should have started with music.
I hope I live to see the dawn.
Damnit, I think I'm going to be sick.
About the Creator
Alexander McEvoy
Writing has been a hobby of mine for years, so I'm just thrilled to be here! As for me, I love writing, dogs, and travel (only 1 continent left! Australia-.-)
"The man of many series" - Donna Fox
I hope you enjoy my madness
AI is not real art!
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