Hi everyone! I don't know why but I decided to make a weekly article about bad jokes in case you're having a bad day... so here is the first week's winners:
Why did the scarecrow win an award? - Because he was outstanding in his field!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? - They don't have the guts.
How does a penguin build its house? - Igloos it together!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.
Why did the bicycle fall over? - Because it was two-tired!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? - An investigator!
How does a dog stop a video? - By pressing the paws button!
Why did the tomato turn red? - Because it saw the salad dressing!
I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me Kit Kats!
Thanks for reading! I hope I managed you to rage out! See you next week!
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Comments (2)
Wow! Beautiful poem!
Christmas crackers all over again!