“We Handle Everything!” Says the vanity farm
Which likely assumes they do no harm
I knew their quality was poor
Without even asking for more
Due to the abhorrent length of that arm
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Seriously…I can do a better photoshop job. Also, vanity publishers are bad. It saddens me that within five minutes of reading Raymond’s post, I was able to find a relevant example and write the above limerick. Raymond’s prompt below:
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