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Wayward Whimsical Warning

A Pastoral Theft

By Lea Waske Published 3 years ago 1 min read
Wayward Whimsical Warning
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Whither wends wild waters where winsome wenches wade,

Who wicked wispy-winged wasps worry ?

Why, westward where whispering willows weep,

Where weasels wander within wide wilderness woods,

Whilst wizards, worthless wayward wretches, whinge without wraps,

Watching women washing woolen wear.

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Wantonly wallowing white whirling waters,

Wizards willfully waylay wary women, wresting woolens.

Whereupon, woefully wronged women, wielding weighty wooden wands,

Wrought wordless with wicked wrongdoing,

Wallop wretched wastrels, who writhe wounded, whimpering,

Withstanding wild wily women's wrath.

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WARNING: Whosoever willfully wrongs women, wrangles woefully with wrath.

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Lea Waske

Although no longer a Vocal + member, every now and then, I can't resist responding to a Challenge and take time out from my other writing projects just for fun.

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    Written by Lea Waske