Vocal plUS OR ELSE

Woke up with a notification that said get on the bus or else. Translation: you better get Vocal plus or else.

I didn’t care before and thought “plus isn’t a challenge”, but now I have to get it if I want to enter a challenge.

I felt like without Vocal plus I could make it, but Vocal said “if you don’t wanna give a subscription we’re gonna take it.”

They told me Vocal plus means more glory, but now if I don’t get Vocal plus I can’t edit my stories.

Vocal plus used to be an option that I could rejoice in, but now it’s something that I don’t have choice.

I said I wasn’t interested, but Vocal wasn’t hearing it and said I have to get it if I want the full experience.

They used to try to sway me into upgrading by telling me I could get more money, but now I have to do it just to get the basics, now ain’t that funny?

Nowadays manipulation is a must and ah here it go…looks like I gotta upgrade to Vocal plus.