Vladimir Putin

Oh, Vladimir Putin, what a shining star,

The epitome of greatness, by far.

With his shirtless photos, so manly and bold,

He's a symbol of power, or so we're told.

His leadership style, oh, how divine,

Suppressing dissent, like a fine wine.

Journalists silenced, opposition suppressed,

Such democratic values, we are truly impressed.

He's a master of diplomacy, without a doubt,

Invading Crimea, what a strategic clout.

His love for his people, unwavering and true,

As long as they support him, that is, it's true.

The economy thrives under his rule,

For those in his circle, it's exceptionally cool.

The oligarchs flourish, their wealth multiplies,

While the common folk struggle, but who really cries?

His elections are fair, or so it appears,

With just a hint of voter intimidation, we hear.

Opponents mysteriously disqualified or jailed,

But rest assured, the process is not derailed.

Oh, Putin, you're truly a sight to behold,

A master puppeteer, cunning and bold.

With a smile on your face, and a firm grip on power,

You navigate the world like a seasoned tower.

So let us all praise this great leader of men,

With sarcasm and irony, once again.

For in reality, we see through the guise,

And recognize the truth behind those piercing eyes.