Vanishing 101

Good morning, and thank you for joining us today.

As you may know, this is a step by step guide in the journey of getting lost

Please have a seat and sign your name, we take take cash or card, in form of pay

But I believe you'll find, it's more than worth the cost

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Dear friend if you wanna disappear, take a look around you and declare, "ALL CLEAR!"

If you've felt - confused, or abused, wanna be reclused, here's your chance to be removed

If you're looking for a way out, a sell out, a bailout, well, don't shout I've got good news for you

A way to discover, a secret undercover, a get away from your mother, brother or your lover

A place of relaxation, with new sensations that will give you satisfaction

For just a little snatch, some cold hard cash, get ya diggin' deep into your stash

Nothin' you will miss, don't be remiss, you gonna want get a piece of this

A piece of peace, a new release, granting you a new lease

On life and calm, come get you some, for a small sum, measly breadcrumbs

To make your getaway, a clean escape to a far off seascape down at the cape

Soaking up the sun in the mist, a lovers tryst, freedoms sweet kiss

Sign here, on the dotted line, just get in line, it'll all be fine, grab a cold beer and disappear

Signature:______________________________________

We're out of here!