Unicorns Gone Bad

Somewhere over the rainbow

blue birds cry

Unicorns with their glittered toes

sing death's lullabies

There's nowhere they can hide from

UPS (Unimaginable Polar Sonar)

I know murderous unicorns is a tough topic to digest

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One day they woke up in a mood

decided violence was the way to - solve things

small bunnies they would drop and kick

and laugh as they would cry and lick,

all of their deep wounds

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Somewhere over a bar stool

is glitter barf

They barf over the bar stools

and clean it up with a dwarf

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If glittered unicorns go bad

Much worse than American dad

then blame Dana & JBaz