Underarm Hair
under arm fluff can be cute
I think of wrinkled noses and sneers
at something I think is unfair.
I’m speaking here, quite specifically,
of feminine armpit hair.
Now don’t get me wrong, shaving’s okay
to be tidy and neatly hirsute,
But I say off the cuff, enough is enough;
under arm fluff can be cute.
Think of a figure all lithely and sweet,
bathing in warm summer sea;
raises eyes to the sky, arms over head,
and armpit curls flutter free.
(And what about men with bear-like chests
who never contemplate wax?)
So, I’ve done some reading on the whole hairy issue
to get down to the hairy brass tacks.
Wiki has a very good read of the what
and the when of armpit hair.
Wik tells me its name, of axillary fame
and post puberty we’re no longer bare.
We shave it away, culturally speaking
to satisfy aesthetic prospects
yet we’re doing away, Wikipedia says,
one thing that stimulates sex!
Axillary hair also helps out where
the friction of swinging arms chafe.
But in some world regions, where health is concerned
it literally might be unsafe!
In the year 1888, so early a date, saw the invention
by some clever chum
who developed a plan to spray under his arm
a thing he lovingly dubbed “Mum”.
So, if smell’s not an issue, it’s just how it looks,
then aesthetically speaking it’s plain.
Shaving can hurt, waxing’s just cruel
and you’ve really got nothing to gain.
The hairiest armpits are not hippy tricks
or feminist-only domain.
I’ll spurn the razor, the Nair and the grazer
and my underarm hair will remain.
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