(Un)Fortunate Cookies

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you...

...unless you are a troublesome person.

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You are a loyal friend...

...until you matter to no one.

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Listen not to vain words or empty tongue...

...they always want your attention.

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It's time to unplug...

...which is good for memory retention.

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Golden opportunities will surface...

...and then quickly sink.

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You have a reputation for being straight forward and honest...

...so much better than they think.

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You will overcome a great challenge...

...since you do so, every day.

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When fortune knocks on the door, open it...

...or else, it will go away.

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You will soon win the big prize...

...I really hope it's money.

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Our first and last love...self-love...

...what else could it be, really?

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People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner...

...well, I really must blush.

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Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it...

...so, no rush.

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Your emotional nature is strong...

...and my strength comes in other forms.

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It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today...

...this rule ignores the norms.

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What's vice today may be virtue tomorrow...

...like what? Online porn and video games?

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Success is close at hand...

...and I'm still taking names.

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You love Chinese food...

...with this one, did they even really try?

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I'm all out of cookies...

...and with that, I say, goodbye.

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