Topsy-Turvy, WooHoo!

The alarm went off,

Up I jump,

Hitting my head with a great big

BUMP!!

I yawn and stretch,

And attempt to sit up,

But now my head is on the floor,

I sure did, muck that up!

I scramble to find my new pair of

jeans;

Only to find them AWOL in the

washing machine!

My jumper has shrunk,

It wouldn't fit a mouse,

There's no one else to blame

inside my house.

I pop into the kitchen,

The coffee jar's empty,

I now feel angrier than the

boiling kettle.

My dear reader;

Please forgive me,

If this reads like,

Topsy-Turvy WooHoo!

Carol got out of bed on the wrong side,

This morning!