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Top Story Here!

with tongue planted firmly in cheek

By BrenPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read

you know you could make

this

a

Top Story

if you gave it lots of love

give it a boost,

a bit of juice

and let it rise above

this would make a great Top Story

its got this and it’s got that

it’s got all those special things

and ten percent less fat

the whole thing

could literally sing

it's got tempo

it nearly rhymes

it’s a shining beacon

a sign of our times

this would make a brilliant Top Story

a name on everyone’s lips

give me those loves

give me those comments

then send me those endless tips

it’s got whistles

it’s got bells

it’s got demons

from different hells

its got laughter

its got tears

made on mull

made on beers

made with the rarest ingredients known to man

made with a flair a dream and a plan

organically grown in a village near you

certified, verified, tested and true

it will green your salad

it will brighten your whites

it will get you a ten percent discount

on soft LED lights

this is real serious

so i’m not being funny

i’m completely flat broke

and i need the money

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About the Creator

Bren

“I know what I mean it to be and respect that someone else may read something entirely different.” Me

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    Written by Bren