I'm sitting here with a mouth full of the last piece of pizza
I'll wash it down while I begin to drown in the milkshake I got
On my way home... from Dominos
My hands are full, i'm reckless
And while I'm swerving up and down the road, all I can think is breakfast
Mmm... McDonald's chicken biscuit southern style and a side of hash browns
And when I'm done I'll pick the crumbs up precisely off my shirt
Only to think about the next main course
I'll admit I only eat when I'm just plain bored
And I'm bored right now, so let's get dessert
I'm addicted to food. No, I'm a food pervert
Tomorrow's here already?
That came quicker than I thought
The healthy food I bought last week has already began to rot
I'll put my happiness on hold with the hopes I'm gonna change
And I put my health on the chopping block
I feel bummed out but that's nothing false hope can't fix
So I'll keep clinging to the unrealistic
It's a third world problem, having too much food. I'm not saying that it isn’t
And everything that comes before a "but" just isn't true
So I think I'll just stop here, enjoy my time
Live a short life until 39
Eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away as long as it's in the form of pie
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