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Too Much Coffee Man

stirred AND shaken

By Brenton FPublished 26 days ago Updated 26 days ago 1 min read
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got the forty three bean jitters

 got the forty three bean jumps

 got the flat white blues

 got sugar; two lumps

(you have to imagine that that bit was Right Justified!)

i think

i’ve had

too much coffee man

got the mocha shivers

 got the latte twitch

 got a dirty espresso attitude

 i am the arabica’s bitch

i think

i’ve had

too much coffee man

got on a coffee bender

 got a mild caffeine addiction

 java smoothie in a blender

 a mid morning kind of affliction

i think

i’ve had

too much coffee man

got a cup of liquid lightning

 got a thirst that never ends

 got the cup of joe shakes

 got the dirty bean water bends

i think

i’ve had

too much coffee man

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About the Creator

Brenton F

It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa

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I have an eBook, a collection of my favourite pieces

Link to Amazon

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Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!

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  • Grz Colm25 days ago

    Am I supposed to print this out so I can tick the boxes in a black pen? Excellent humour and structure Brenton. 😁👏

  • Haa haaa I am too a too much coffee man.

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