"Jigger of formaldehyde,"
Up my ass,
Like a rectal suppository...
(Farts in the breeze.)
--Okay, so I can't write a fucking haiku, what's it to ya'?
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Tom Baker
Author of Haunted Indianapolis, Indiana Ghost Folklore, Midwest Maniacs, Midwest UFOs and Beyond, Scary Urban Legends, 50 Famous Fables and Folk Tales, and Notorious Crimes of the Upper Midwest.: http://tombakerbooks.weebly.com
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