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Haiku So F*ck You

By Tom BakerPublished 24 days ago 1 min read

"Jigger of formaldehyde,"

Up my ass,

Like a rectal suppository...

(Farts in the breeze.)

--Okay, so I can't write a fucking haiku, what's it to ya'?


About the Creator

Tom Baker

Author of Haunted Indianapolis, Indiana Ghost Folklore, Midwest Maniacs, Midwest UFOs and Beyond, Scary Urban Legends, 50 Famous Fables and Folk Tales, and Notorious Crimes of the Upper Midwest.: http://tombakerbooks.weebly.com

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