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To Pee or Not to Pee

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

By J. S. WadePublished 4 years ago • 1 min read
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The crazy mutt chased after me,

a rat-arsed leprechaun up a tree.

I’ve guzzled too much beer.

Won’t cha go and stalk a deer .

And let ole Bailey take a pee.

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J. S. Wade

Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.

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