Title 16: Code of Federal Regulations
Limerick of the Week
By Gerard DiLeoPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
Violation of the Flammable Fabrics Act
All the curmudgeon wanted on Christmas day
Was a way to prevent his imminent death and decay
So he wrapped his weathered hide
In explosive formaldehyde
Alas! Too close to the candles he lay
About the Creator
Gerard DiLeo
Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!
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