TikTok Only Wants One Thing

Your trends and memes are all distractions.

No, you want one thing: my data.

So, my pocket Chinese spy,

I've gone back to Meta.

I Tikked my last Tok,

burned my doomscroll.

I'm done! Wait–

Is... that...

...cake?

Written for Vocal's "Breakup Nonet" Challenge

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