This Is How You Pig Out Like A Champ
A funny free verse poem
Before you arrive
at foodie emporium,
ensure that
your bellies
are empty and light.
Platefuls of food
will fill you up
quicker than you realize,
so you want
to let yourselves
be ravenous and hangry,
even if it’s annoying.
Before you arrive
at foodie emporium,
ensure that
your wallets
have enough fat stacks
in them!
You’ll be spending money
like insane shopaholics,
so the more fat stacks
you have,
the more you’ll get
to pig out!
Follow these strategies,
and your stomachs
won’t be yelling and wailing,
or giving you harsh commandments
to take multiple trips
to the restroom!
This is how you pig out like a champ…….
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Talia Devora
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Comments (1)
Fun & entertaining!!! Love it!!!❤️❤️💕