Thirsty

Girls, Girls, surround us

But what am I to do

Girls, Girls, confound us

But nothing that is true.

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Water, water, everywhere,

All clear chances did shrink;

Water, water, every where,

But not a drop to drink.

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Thicc thighs are all lies

Remind yourself all day

Thicc thighs are all lies

Lest you trust what they say

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Bros before hoes

Is the word they bleat

Bros before hoes

As your on the street

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If she breathes she’s a thot

A meme half remembered

If she breathes she’s a thot

Incel statement centered

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I must not abide

I must not confide

I must run and hide

Lest lost in the tide

Of women or stupidity

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There is a well that can satiate

That isn’t attempt to masturbate

Or find a beneficial “friend”

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Gaze forward at my star

Gaze onward at my czar

Who is Christ alone