[Verse 1]
well, she shuffled up to me
and then she went straight for my neck
she looked kinda decayed
and so i thought “what the heck”
when she grabbed me, she grabbed me tight
then i knew i was gonna die this night
she pinned my arms so i couldn’t fight
and then she bit me
[Verse 2]
now each time i see her it’s through my dead glazed eyes
i have no pulse or feelings so that is not a surprise
i didn't know just what to do, so i grunted "uuuurrrgggghhh"
she grunted that she “uuuurggghed”, and then she bit me
[Bridge]
she bit me in a way that i'd never been bit before
she bit me and she ate, most of my bottom jaw
[Verse 3]
i knew that i was dead, and so i joined her and proceeded to feast
then one day we ate a tourist that had washed up down on the beach
ate his liver, ate his guts, this was zombie love so i let her have his nuts
my intestines fell out, as i stood up and then she bit me
[Outro]
then i asked her to “uuuurrrgggghhh”
felt so empty, she replied
“uuuurrrgggghhh”
and then she bit me
and then she bit me
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* special thanks to Phil Spector, Ellie Greenwich and Jeff Barry for the original
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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Comments (20)
Amazing!!
Congratulations 🎉 on your top story I appreciate your writing skills that cracks alot of one
This is amazing and it works on every level 😁
I am becoming addicted to your writing; better than crack, eh? Congrats on Top Story!
This is hilarious! Congratulations on Top Story.
Aaand now that song is stuck in my head! Lol, so clever, Brenton, and a hugely creative piece. 👏👏👏
hahahahaha This is brilliant, Brenton. Congrats on another fine Top Story, sir. This made me grin like a cheshire cat all the way through.
I'm surprised he didn't present those guts like a bouquet.
It made me smile! What a zombie romance!😊
Hahahahahahahhahaa I laughed so much reading this! Congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
Wow so unique and clever!! And I love that song and remember it well!
Hahaha loved this!! Congrats on top story!! 💌💌
Damn, she left nothing behind. This gives the hungry gaze a different kind of bite. 🤣 (I think I'm so clever). Congrats on Top Story. This unique bit certainly deserves it.
Ha! So funny!
Nice
Hey, congratulations. Just goes to show, biting is in 🫦😜
lol idk what I was expecting but this was awesome 🤣😁
Romantic 😍😘🥰❤️
LOL!! That was an unexpected bit of fun :)
Uuuuurrrrggghhhh! (you know what I mean?) lol Typo? (i lave ) Too fun