Then She Bit Me

[Verse 1]

well, she shuffled up to me

and then she went straight for my neck

she looked kinda decayed

and so i thought “what the heck”

when she grabbed me, she grabbed me tight

then i knew i was gonna die this night

she pinned my arms so i couldn’t fight

and then she bit me

[Verse 2]

now each time i see her it’s through my dead glazed eyes

i have no pulse or feelings so that is not a surprise

i didn't know just what to do, so i grunted "uuuurrrgggghhh"

she grunted that she “uuuurggghed”, and then she bit me

[Bridge]

she bit me in a way that i'd never been bit before

she bit me and she ate, most of my bottom jaw

[Verse 3]

i knew that i was dead, and so i joined her and proceeded to feast

then one day we ate a tourist that had washed up down on the beach

ate his liver, ate his guts, this was zombie love so i let her have his nuts

my intestines fell out, as i stood up and then she bit me

[Outro]

then i asked her to “uuuurrrgggghhh”

felt so empty, she replied

“uuuurrrgggghhh”

and then she bit me

and then she bit me

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* special thanks to Phil Spector, Ellie Greenwich and Jeff Barry for the original