The Vegan Cannibals Association

They often meet on Tuesdays

At the Black Widow's Venom Club

To devour their husbands for lunch.

After which they are thirsty

For a gluten free fruit punch.

Then they might floss and powder their fangs.

Assuredly of remorse they almost feel no pangs.

The Vegan Cannibals Association.

Even Sam Peckinpah would agree that they are a wild bunch.

And I would personally recommend

You don't meet with them for a midday repast.

If they find you to their liking

It could definitely be your last.