The Twelve Days of Online Dating
Based on a painfully true story
On the first day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
A lot of anxiety!
On the second day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Two basic questions,
And a lot of anxiety!
On the third day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Three vague answers,
Two basic questions,
And a lot of anxiety!
On the fourth day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Four hours of silence,
Three vague answers,
Two basic questions,
And a lot of anxiety!
On the fifth day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Five cancelled plans!
Four hours of silence,
Three vague answers,
Two basic questions,
And a lot of anxiety!
On the sixth day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Six texts a-typing,
Five cancelled plans!
Four hours of silence,
Three vague answers,
Two basic questions,
And a lot of anxiety!
On the seventh day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Seven new insecurities,
Six texts a-typing,
Five cancelled plans!
Four hours of silence,
Three vague answers,
Two basic questions,
And a lot of anxiety!
On the eighth day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Eight days of ghosting,
Seven new insecurities,
Six texts a-typing,
Five cancelled plans!
Four hours of silence,
Three vague answers,
Two basic questions,
And a lot of anxiety!
On the ninth day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Nine reasons not to,
Eight days of ghosting,
Seven new insecurities,
Six texts a-typing,
Five cancelled plans!
Four hours of silence,
Three vague answers,
Two basic questions,
And a lot of anxiety!
On the tenth day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Ten nights a-crying,
Nine reasons not to,
Eight days of ghosting,
Seven new insecurities,
Six texts a-typing,
Five cancelled plans!
Four hours of silence,
Three vague answers,
Two basic questions,
And a lot of anxiety!
On the eleventh day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Eleven common interests,
Ten nights a-crying,
Nine reasons not to,
Eight days of ghosting,
Seven new insecurities,
Six texts a-typing,
Five cancelled plans!
Four hours of silence,
Three vague answers,
Two basic questions,
And a lot of anxiety!
On the twelfth day of Bumble, my new match gave to me:
Twelve self-reflections,
Eleven common interests,
Ten nights a-crying,
Nine reasons not to,
Eight days of ghosting,
Seven new insecurities,
Six texts a-typing,
Five cancelled plans!
Four hours of silence,
Three vague answers,
Two basic questions,
AND
A
LOT
OF
ANXIETY!
About the Creator
Chloë J.
Probably not as funny as I think I am
Insta @chloe_j_writes
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