The Strange Experience

I was getting dressed the other day

when I sensed someone watching me

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I went outside and looked around

but didn't see anyone

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Then it happened again

I knew someone was watching me

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And again, I went outside

to find no one

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Finally, I looked over one morning

to catch the voyeur in the act

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A young deer was watching me dress

through my bedroom window

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I ran outside

but the deer was gone

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I contacted the local Wildlife Department, and yes

there had been reports of a voyeuristic deer in my area

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The Wildlife Department Person told me

there was little they could do about such

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If it really bothered me

they recommended keeping my shades closed in the future...