My phone rang at three am the other night
I figured it could be an important call, so I better answer it
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A metallic-sounding voice started out
"You are to report to the following coordinates"
*
The voice gave a series of numbers and a time and date
I told the voice that they must have the wrong number
*
Then it used my name and repeated the instructions
This didn't sit well with me
*
I said, "Look here, I don't know what country you're calling from
but it's the middle of the night here, and that's just not permitted"
*
"Furthermore, I don't know what sort of bogus
timeshare or cruise you're hawking, but I ain't interested"
*
Before I could hang up, the voice continued
"Failure to report will result in severe consequences"
*
That did it, "So now you're threatening me"
I told the metallic voice to go fuck itself
*
There was a pause on the line, then the voice said
"It is of utmost importance that you arrive at the rendezvous point"
*
"Not happening-- Are you even a person -- I think you're a robot"
To which I told the robot to fuck off again
*
I hung up the phone, and it rang -- so I turned the ringer off
Damn those Robocalls
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Wm Kucera
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