The itsy bitsy spider hangs above my bed
Nine little legs dancing on a silky strand
Collection of atoms more rare than gold and gems
So let me set you free before I fall asleep
Come here you little spider hanging above my bed
Shit where the fuck’d you go you fucking little shit?
I guess good deeds never goes unpunished
And I hope this itsy bitsy spider isn’t in my sheets.
(Inspired by true events)
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Matthew J. Fromm
Full-time nerd, history enthusiast, and proprietor of arcane knowledge.
Here there be dragons, knights, castles, and quests (plus the occasional dose of absurdity).
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