The Four Eggs Lesson

A wife exposed her husband's plan to marry another woman.

In response, she dyed four eggs,

One each of four different colors, and brought them in for him to eat at dinner.

Puzzled by the different colours, her husband asked, ''McGuiness why are these eggs different colours?''

''Just bite one and see,'' she replied.

After tasting some of them, 

He discovered they lacked any unique flavor.

She then commented, ''You see? All cunts are the same only the palate changes.

He answered, ''Yeah I see, but I have realized something.''

''What did you realize?'' she asked.

''I find one is never enough for a man, he wants to sample all four eggs!''

Haha! 🤗🤭