The Fetish Alphabet

When you’re exploring the kinky world of fetish

You need to take care or you might well regret it!

You shouldn’t be risky, it’s not a safe bet,

Join me as we learn our fetish alphabet:

Asphyxiation can be breathtaking during consensual edge play,

Bondage leaves you all tied up with your power taken away,

Cuckolds watch their beau’s get fucked whilst being told they’re second best,

DDLG is for age players who just want to be daddy’s little princess.

Enema fans like to fill or be filled with liquid until they pop,

Foot fetishists like socks and shoes and soles and toes and tops.

Granny fuckers like their gals with wrinkles on their wrinkles,

Hair enthusiasts get off on pubes, in droves or sometimes sprinkles.

Inflatable fans like to squeak and cum and bounce around ‘til they explode,

Jerk off Instructions from a goddess will help you blow your load.

Knismolagnia is very hard to say but it’s really quite a tickle,

Lyssophilia is when you get aroused from getting angry and in a pickle.

Masturbation is quite lonesome when one’s playing with oneself

We’re halfway through and already you are considering it yourself!

Nymphomaniacs just love to fuck, they cannot get enough,

Orgasm Denial is popular but can be really tough!

Phallophilia is when you crave to ride a big fat bone,

Queening fans will offer up their faces as a throne.

Raptophilia is a bit rapey without pre-planned consent,

Sissification is when your gender is forcibly broke and bent.

Tentacle Porn is a fantasy usually linked with hentai,

Urophilia is for watersports with a girl or with a guy.

Vampirism is self-explanatory and a saucy little bite,

WAM is an abbreviation for a wet and messy delight.

Xenophilia is when foreigners make your loins ache and sigh,

Yeastiality is for kinksters who enjoy fucking pies.

Zelophila is when you’re so jealous you could just cum,

And with that final letter the AlphaFet is done.