i had to go to the doctor one time
i felt like my arse had been split in two
my anus had been stretched so wide
there was nothing i could do
i told the doctor honestly
so he knew exactly what i meant
i got really drunk in the jungle one night
and had sex with an elephant
he looked at me in disbelief
and then he checked out my date
he peered into my gaping rectum
and said "You've got a problem mate!"
but then puzzled he said i had it all wrong
it couldn't have happened like that
elephants penis' are long and thin
even if it did have a roaring fat
so i told him exactly what happened then
and this tale is one of my worst
i told him in a hushed and embarrassed tone
that the elephant fingered me first
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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