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I am not as sorry as you want me to be!
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About the Creator
Paul Stewart
Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.
Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.
"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson
The Accidental Poet - Poetry Collection is now available!
https://paulspoeticprints.etsy.com
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Comments (6)
Of course, I had to βclick hereβ and now I have incurable ear worm, lols π Superb, Paul ππ
Genius π€£π€£πππ
I'm not sure if I can forgive you for this. Le sigh. Just kidding, I loved it!!! But damn you for the ear worm. You will be docked one pastry, lol!
Now that's just cruel, especially under the circumstances! π
Fuck! Lol
Why do you do this to me????? At this point, I shouldn't even be surprised. Well played, Paul. Well played π€£π€£π€£π€£