I'm writing through my kidney stones
To Suffocate my pain
Aaagghh-nother wave just hit me
F**KERS! Pulsing through my veins.
Another pint of water
soon presents my biggest fears -
Perhaps this time I'll flood them out
YOU B***ARDS! I'm in tears!
Shaking by the toilet
Getting ready for the push
They cut straight through my p***s -
That's the last of my manhood!
Now gathered in the basin
like the best urinal friends
I pick them out and dry them
They can grit the path this year.
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Disclaimer - This poem was written under duress and I make no apologies for its coarseness. I just want them gone!!
About the Creator
Simon Aylward
Undiscovered Irish Playwright and Poet - Seeker of eternal youth - Wannabe time traveller and believer in spiritual energies - Too many books to read, not enough time!
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