False teeth, false teeth, they're such a hoot,
When they pop out, it's like a party in your mouth.
You can play with them, like a set of toys,
And make funny faces, with lots of noise.
They're great for pranks, and playing a joke,
Just pop them out, and watch people choke.
You can pretend to be toothless, and talk with a lisp,
Or stick them in a glass, and pretend to drink a sip.
But don't forget to clean them, or they'll start to stink,
And when you eat with them, don't forget to think.
They may look real, but they're not quite the same,
And when they fall out, it's not a good look to claim.
So if you're feeling silly, and want to have some fun,
Just pop in some falsies, and let the laughter run.
But be prepared for the consequences, if they fall out,
And make sure you have a backup plan, without a doubt.
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So thank you for reading, and being a good sport, And indulging with this strange little retort. I hope you leave with a smile on your face, And remember this poem with a chuckle and a trace.
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Comments (6)
OMG! Yucky yuck yuck. Hahahahahahahah. Oh my,
This was so much fun, brought a smile to my face! I appreciate your sense of humour and love your signature sign off, thing you do!
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This was hilarious!
Thank you for the beautiful smile on my face...