The Bubba Blues #2

went to prison back in the eighties

to many pinches for driving drunk

i thought i was fuckin big time

but i was just a snotty punk

the threw me in a cell with Bubba

the biggest damn biker on earth

he looked me up on down and said

"i’ll tell you once for what it’s worth"

he told then of the where’s and how’s

of everyday prison life

how to stay away from the predators

and how to stay out of strife

he told me not to drop the soap

how to be hard but quiet

not to talk to the screws or the rats

and to never back down from a fight

then he told me slowly and clearly

that “tonight is real special all right”

with a wicked gleam in his eye he told me excitedly

“it’s mummy and daddy night!”

he went on to say that because i was new

he’d let me choose who i wanted to be

there was an ominous menace in his voice

so i told him i wanted to be the daddy

he sat down and took off his prison issue jeans

i was between a hard place and a rock

he patted the bed next to him and said in a low growl

“come over here and suck mummy’s cock”