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went to prison back in the eighties
to many pinches for driving drunk
i thought i was fuckin big time
but i was just a snotty punk
the threw me in a cell with Bubba
the biggest damn biker on earth
he looked me up on down and said
"i’ll tell you once for what it’s worth"
he told then of the where’s and how’s
of everyday prison life
how to stay away from the predators
and how to stay out of strife
he told me not to drop the soap
how to be hard but quiet
not to talk to the screws or the rats
and to never back down from a fight
then he told me slowly and clearly
that “tonight is real special all right”
with a wicked gleam in his eye he told me excitedly
“it’s mummy and daddy night!”
he went on to say that because i was new
he’d let me choose who i wanted to be
there was an ominous menace in his voice
so i told him i wanted to be the daddy
he sat down and took off his prison issue jeans
i was between a hard place and a rock
he patted the bed next to him and said in a low growl
“come over here and suck mummy’s cock”
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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Comments (7)
That was blue!!! Humor of the far dark side!!!
That took a turn, lol! Hahahahahhahhaa!
Oh, man, i haven't heard that one for a while. Funny. Not for everyone though.
😱 Damn. Well, that was dark humor, lol. 👏👏👏
It's been a while since I read a Bubba joke. Still serving hard time, I see.
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I committed a dastardly crime Now I'm locked up, doing my time They threw me in with Bubba Looked at me and said hubba hubba Now I get served a meatstick at mealtime 😂😁😂