The Bigger They Are
The Heavier They Are
There once was a woman who was stacked
She had quite the impressive rack
Then one day she howled out in pain
Since her spine was inflamed
Her breasts had compressed her back
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The Abominable No-Meatman
So, I had an idea. I was wondering if Pennywise the dancing clown went vegan because he wanted to befriend humanity, what would he eat? Would there be food options for him, or would he have to starve just to be put in a better light with us humans. So I’ve created a special restaurant and menu just for him. This way, if Pennywise were to become vegan, he wouldn’t have to get creative with his dietary choices, I’ve done it for him. I’ve taken the work out of going vegan on his behalf! Here is a special restaurant and menu I made just for our friend, Pennywise!
By Alex H Mittelman 6 days ago in Fiction
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😂 truth!!!
All beautiful and true words!!!
🤣🤣Clever-