The Bestest Thing
With profound, profuse apologies to Dr. Seuss
What is this? What's this I see?
A space ship coming straight at me!
A strange, tentacled alien
From extra-terra van emerges -
Is it foe? Or is it friend?
Dichotomous emotion surges
Back and forth within my bod.
Now I'm scared – is that a rod
Held suspiciously in hand?
-er, appendage.
Your speech, it is not gibberish
You say hello – how is this so?
How do you speak such nice English?
Oh, a mind-read ray! Clever lad!
(...word amendage.)
Well, welcome to our planet Earth!
Yes, our words tend to prosaic
Or florid praise. We have a dearth
Of details, other times, mosaic
Of descriptive nominatives.
Indeed, it's quite the place to live.
Why are you here? What would you do?
Visit a lovely place or two?
Touch the sights? Surf down a sunset?
Smell the lights? Wait, hold on – must it
Be just one thing or the other?
- Please, please, do not eat my brother,
We may need him later on.
It's called an alibi, my friend,
Like when you snitch the perignon,
He's blamed, he's punished – so, you ken?
Awesome! Let's away! Let's explore!
Oh, you've not been to Earth before?
Not much time? A short pit stop?
You'd like to see the best we've got?
Of what?
Of food, of dance, of drink, of song?
A windy road to drive upon?
A craft to make, soft thing to wear?
A breezy wind twirling your hair?
-er, ciliac tentacles?
A pet? Sky diving? Free the worms?
Acrobatic exercises?
Build a fire, taste s'mores, feel warmth?
Found neutronic enterprises?
-or sit here and eat pickles?
What, you must go right now, so soon?
I thought we had an afternoon!
Time's faster towards galactic core?
I hope I have not been a bore
To such a new and quirky friend!
It makes me sad to see the end
To such an interesting day!
I wish you would not go away,
Grumble, grouse, bah and humbug!
-Oh, would you like a goodbye hug?
It's a thing we Earthlings do,
When we're happy, when we're blue,
When we're lonely, need a snuggle,
There's nothing like a warm, sweet cuddle!
HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh! Oh! I was being dense!
What wonderful experience!
This is the best hug I've ever got!
You as well? Splendid! It's not
Like your day got wasted then!
Farewell my friend, and now and again
If you look up, and I look down
And our gazes meet across the crown
Of Andromeda's vast galaxy,
I'll miss you, friend, and you'll miss me.
About the Creator
Meredith Harmon
Mix equal parts anthropologist, biologist, geologist, and artisan, stir and heat in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country, sprinkle with a heaping pile of odd life experiences. Half-baked.
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Compelling and original writing
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Comments (4)
Lol, this was so fun and hilarious! And I loved your drawing!
How very Seuss-erous of you, Meredith. Hugs all around.
Damn funny, and Mr. Geisel won't mind...
Ft ref to the environment! Great alien poem! Fantastic work!