The Bathroom Collage (or The Day My Bathroom Spoke to Me)

A brief history of Straight Dope

lights a fabulous decade in the attic.

We become voyagers in Time

through Geography and Fairy Tales

Riding a comet

While only 25% more free than before.

And we have nothing to wear.

Maybe it all makes a difference

to the myriad of women in Arabia

Or to the comics that scoff the electronic media's arrival.

It doesn't make sense when we're at Maximum Strength

We discover new friends

and drink corn oil to their bidding and good spirits.

Economy, society.

What does it all mean?

Quality and uniformity.

Are we insane?

Or are we PH balanced and only marvel at time.

So we press here or there to open

So we can get pure effective relief.

Hot or cold or shaken well,

what's the difference anyway?

I guess it's better than Hell.

(1994 - inspired by Beat Poets).