The Afterpoo Etiquette Song!
A humorous song helping parents educate kids on hygienic post-poo etiquette!
The Afterpoo Etiquette Song! (Don't just flush it; flush - brush - flush it!)
So you’re done on the loo and you wanna get away;
Back to Fortnite, or the latest JK.
But before you rush off - and before you log on;
You gotta make sure that all your poo is gone!
Yeah! Don’t just rush it! Flush-brush-flush it!
So pay heed to “Afterpoo Etiquette,”
And make super-sure that all its points are met:
You start with flush,
Then scrub the pan with your brush,
As the number two task -
Is to kill the skidmarks!
Yeah! Don’t just rush it! Flush-brush-flush it!
Now the bowl’s all clean,
There’s still two more things to do,
Before you annoy your baby brother,
Or take a trip to the zoo.
Yeah! Replace the brush kit! Still gotta double flush it!
So yank the handle, watch the brownness disappear-
Down into the sewers until the pan water’s clear.
Then there’s just one job to cop,
To round off a successful plop,
Yeah, you gotta be hygienic -
AND leave the bathroom scenic!
Run the hot water tap, wet your hands and add some soap;
Get a creamy lather going – give the poo germs no hope!
Yeah, I’ve done it – I’ve flushed-brushed-flushed it!
I’ve scrubbed away my shame,
Observed etiquette with graft,
Now I've earned myself a game,
So I think I’ll play Minecraft.
I hope you enjoyed this song - many more are coming this way including:
Earwax Grandad!
(I'm Going to the) Plop-Shop!
Farty Mom!
. . . and many more! Jamie.
You can follow me @JSHaHarding
About the Creator
jamie harding
Novelist (writing as LJ Denholm) - Under Rand Farm - available in paperback via Amazon and *FREE* via Kindle Unlimited!
Short story writer - Mr. Threadbare, Farmer Young et al
Humour writer - NewsThump, BBC Comedy.
Kids' writer - TBC!
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