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Croak 2: The Thingimy Whatsit Doovah (Another Antagonistic Amphibious Amor Anecdote?)

By Brenton FPublished about a month ago Updated about a month ago 1 min read

hi

hello

my name is Martii

hello Martii

and i have a problem

that’s why we are here Martii, we all have problems

i am a thief...

go on please

and a poly-drug addict

no judgement here Martii

i feel so bad, ashamed you know

please continue

[sob sob]

it’s ok Martii, take your time

i stole five poison arrow frogs

where do you work Martii?

the zoo

why did you steal poison frogs Martii?

this thing i heard about on the internet and i thought you know i could give it a crack and you know maybe try it and see and you know maybe it could be a thing you know, [sob]

in your own time please continue

i put them in a little green bag and just walked out, past security and everything

what did you do with the frogs?

i slathered them in a high selling brand named water based lubricant and inserted them alive into my rectum.

[ audible gasp] you did what?

i shelved em ay!

Peace/Chill

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Brenton F

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Comments (1)

  • Andrew C McDonaldabout a month ago

    While this is fascinatingly creepy I am left wondering... okay, so what happened? Lol. Cool tale ... or is that tail?

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