That "Other" Story
Croak 2: The Thingimy Whatsit Doovah (Another Antagonistic Amphibious Amor Anecdote?)
hi
hello
my name is Martii
hello Martii
and i have a problem
that’s why we are here Martii, we all have problems
i am a thief...
go on please
and a poly-drug addict
no judgement here Martii
i feel so bad, ashamed you know
please continue
[sob sob]
it’s ok Martii, take your time
i stole five poison arrow frogs
where do you work Martii?
the zoo
why did you steal poison frogs Martii?
this thing i heard about on the internet and i thought you know i could give it a crack and you know maybe try it and see and you know maybe it could be a thing you know, [sob]
in your own time please continue
i put them in a little green bag and just walked out, past security and everything
what did you do with the frogs?
i slathered them in a high selling brand named water based lubricant and inserted them alive into my rectum.
[ audible gasp] you did what?
i shelved em ay!
Peace/Chill
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Bren
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