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i came home late the other day
to find a parcel at my door
postage stamped Sth America
yeehah i thought to myself SCORE
i raced inside and tore open my package
my heart leaping in my chest
this was going to be better than great
and betterer than the best
but then..........
............. the mrs came in
riding a foaming wave of spit driven hate
"What the fuck have you got there?"
"................and why are you so late?"
it's a Peruvian blow job frog i slowly explained
as clearly and plainly as i could
i told her of an ambiguous amphibian love affair
in small words so she understood
"What do you expect me to do do with that?"
she screeched and moaned some more
so i pointed to the frog and then the kitchen
and then i pointed to the front door
"Don't make me yell and don't make me shout...
just teach it to cook and get the fuck out"
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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I have an eBook, a collection of my favourite pieces
Comments (1)
haha. great!