humor

Emergency Exit
Step 1: Spot the Disaster Smile’s fake. They’re oversharing. Time to vanish. Step 2: Glitch Hard Freeze like a bad wifi.
By Annie Edwards about a year ago in Poets
PAIN. Content Warning.
Preheating… Screaming! Quietly. The urge is redlining. PAIN, my favorite word Français Oh, to be moistened and kneaded To be beaten and eaten.
By Heather Elleabout a year ago in Poets
A Loss for Words
Why is writing so darned tedious? Are my words too meticulous? I agonize about each one Until it's no more fun. I work the stories
By Julie Lacksonenabout a year ago in Poets
Saying Goodbye !
Saying Goodbye to All the narcissists saying goodbye to You All I hope I will never need to see you and talk with you, all the pain, all the traumas, all the discomfort you brought to my body and created a hell out of my daily being
By Antea Lumina Kala Matylda about a year ago in Poets
My Brain Has Left the Group Chat
I woke up late and lost my sock, Spilled my tea, then tripped on chalk. Tried to text a friend named Matt— Sent it straight to DoorDash chat.
By Wow Geniusabout a year ago in Poets
Vagari
An untethered soul strolls through the wind No end Nowhere to begin Sinking and swimming with the tide Finding any place that will abide their vibe
By Atomic Historianabout a year ago in Poets
Memory Mischief 🪄
My pills to make me remember are making me forget. So...I forget when I need to remember. I am twin silhouettes stitched into the fabric of a vanishing mind. One draws breath from the future, the other exhales the past.
By Novel Allenabout a year ago in Poets
The Dog Who Wanted to Be a Man
The Dog Who Wanted to Be a Man He stole my husband’s walking shoes Then sat to watch the morning news. He barked when someone spilled their tea
By ♿ V+ Marie381Uk about a year ago in Poets
The Cat Who Thinks He Owns the Chair
The Cat Who Thinks He Owns The Chair I bought this chair, I paid in full, It swivels, rocks, and screams “old school.” It’s padded nice, it hugs my spine,
By ♿ V+ Marie381Uk about a year ago in Poets
Trust is a funny thing
Trust is a funny thing. It sneaks up on you, then it disappears. One second, you have it— the next it's not there. Trust is so funny
By Kahsia Solaireabout a year ago in Poets
Important Words
Mumzy! __I Mumzy, Mumzy, Mumzy! __Yes? Bubbles and laughter My heart ___ I can't Whatever I was going to say lost importance
By Callie Householderabout a year ago in Poets
"Whisper of a Wildflower"
In a meadow kissed by morning light, A blossom stands in silent might, Its petals brushed with amethyst hue, Cradling gold in drops of dew.
By Fazal Malikabout a year ago in Poets