Emergency Exit
How to Disappear When Awkwardness Strikes
By Annie Edwards Published about a year ago • 1 min read
Photo by Valeriia Neganova on Unsplash
Step 1: Spot the Disaster
Smile’s fake.
They’re oversharing.
Time to vanish.
Step 2: Glitch Hard
Freeze like a bad wifi.
Say:
“Gotta go feed my thoughts.”
Confuse. Blur. Fade.
Step 3: Silent Mode
Don’t talk.
Don’t laugh.
Stare at your drink like it’s magic.
(It’s not.)
Step 4: Distract
Point behind them:
“Is that… regret?”
When they spin, slip away.
Step 5: Ghost
Leave this line:
“Air just got louder. Weird.”
Then vanish.
Bye.
Warning:
May cause dignity boost or social exile.
Choose wisely.
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