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Sweatpants And Happy Tastebuds

Contentment In A Bag

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 3 months ago Updated 3 months ago 1 min read
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Sweatpants And Happy Tastebuds
Photo by Franco Antonio Giovanella on Unsplash

some chips and fresh dip

with a cold coke to sip

must have ridges and the dip is French onion

ditching the guilt trip

for some true craftmanship

with an appetite as big as Paul Bunyan's

snuggling in to binge a little Netflix

watching tween naps my priority picks

is one of my favorite ways to have fun

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if you're single, don't trip

this is my dating tip

grab some dip and a bag of your own

with a group or alone

use the app on your phone

swipe and wait for the junk food payday

trust me when I say, there is no better way

- it's a single girl's way to get "lays"

By Olga Kozachenko on Unsplash

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sorry for the bad joke, it had to be done

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About the Creator

Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • Paul Stewart3 months ago

    hahahaha. Well played, Kelli!

  • Hahahahhahahahhahahaha now that was clever!!

  • It's also pretty much the only way for this married guy. I'd give a "lol" if it wasn't just so depressing.

  • Mark Graham3 months ago

    Exactly, who doesn't like Lays or even Ruffles and French onion dip and maybe even some wine or a Pepsi.

  • ROCK 3 months ago

    Haha 😂

  • Denise E Lindquist3 months ago

    Thanks for the chuckle! It made the poem a winner!😂🤣🤣

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