Sweatpants And Happy Tastebuds
Contentment In A Bag
some chips and fresh dip
with a cold coke to sip
must have ridges and the dip is French onion
ditching the guilt trip
for some true craftmanship
with an appetite as big as Paul Bunyan's
snuggling in to binge a little Netflix
watching tween naps my priority picks
is one of my favorite ways to have fun
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if you're single, don't trip
this is my dating tip
grab some dip and a bag of your own
with a group or alone
use the app on your phone
swipe and wait for the junk food payday
trust me when I say, there is no better way
- it's a single girl's way to get "lays"
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sorry for the bad joke, it had to be done
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Comments (6)
hahahaha. Well played, Kelli!
Hahahahhahahahhahahaha now that was clever!!
It's also pretty much the only way for this married guy. I'd give a "lol" if it wasn't just so depressing.
Exactly, who doesn't like Lays or even Ruffles and French onion dip and maybe even some wine or a Pepsi.
Haha 😂
Thanks for the chuckle! It made the poem a winner!😂🤣🤣