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Sweat Level Critical

It’s so freakin’ hot out there 🥵

By Leslie WritesPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
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I get out of the shower

And within the hour

I have sweat under my tits

And stinking up my pits

I’m having such a schvitz

I’m ready to call it quits

I can’t function in this humidity

I’m thinking in terms of morbidity

One more ounce of perspiration

Will surely cause my expiration 💀

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Leslie Writes

Another struggling millennial. Writing is my creative outlet and stress reliever.

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    Written by Leslie Writes