Spring Chicken
'You've made me cross, and I rate you with noughts.'
I’m an old Hen now
A soft-hearted cow.
Most of my feathers ‘ave gone
Brightness has faded…
From my plumage
Let’s have a rummage
Through the memories…
Of when I was a Spring Chicken
I certainly ad’ a good ol’ forage
Certainly ad’ better pickings
All of my plumage shone—
Just like my life had begun.
The Cockerel’s eyes… I watched as they glittered
In the sun.
I know now my body’s not at my best
But them handsome cocks… they liked a bit of breast
My pitch went high—
When they rubbed against my thigh
One cock was proud,
He went around boasting
That I was so loud…
I was roasting—
My feathers were toasting
Against one another
I went a’ squawking
I ad’ to keep im’ in check.
I said ‘Enough of ya dorking’
He answered, ‘Honey, Hen, I made you tick.’
‘No,’ I said, ‘You’ve made me cross
and I rate you with noughts.’
I could see him start to gather his thoughts.
He flew at me quick—
I gave im’ a kick.
‘I’ve just laid an egg,
You ain’t getting the chick.
Don’t even try to beg.’
He went for my neck—
I gave his cheek a peck.
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