Spice Me Not... 🌶
Paul & Donna Yucky Food Challenge
Lawd, where do I start when it comes to discussing the bane of my existence: my Jalapeno foes🌶 and their heartless shenanigans?
And for the love of God, please don't tell me that I need a little spice in my life!
No sir! No ma'am! I'd rather not have to amputate my tongue today or any other day thank you very much!
Jalapeno Foes🌶, have you ever thought that maybe just maybe you come on a bit too strong when I can still smell & taste your essence 4 hours after we depart from one another my G?
My Jalapeno-pains-in-the behind🌶, please answer a few simple questions for me :
1) Why do you exist?
2) Why do I feel like my tongue has been hijacked & branded anytime we interact?
3) Have you tried counseling for your searing tendencies?
As a matter of fact, let's forget the niceties!!!! Why don't you return back to your palatial estate smack dab in the middle of hell where you belong?
And don't even think about darkening my doorstep with your unappreciated antics ever again! I have my Big Momma's switch on hand for emergencies, as well as, the homies on deck for back up!!!!
Hut 1, 2, 3, 4! Now get to steppin! LOL 😂
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Tiffany Gordon
I am a super-spiritual, fun-loving artist, writer, & peer-counselor residing in the Pacific Northwest. I am also an Institute of Children's Literature alumna who enjoys writing about the triumph of the human spirit.
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