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Sorry, Karen

It's not your fault.

By Stephanie DownardPublished 12 months ago 1 min read
Runner-Up in Dancing with Distraction Challenge
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Fortune Magazine. Doodling by Stephanie Downard

Doodling because I don't know what to write.

I guess this magazine will do.

Sorry, Karen from CVS Health.

Thought you might look good with tattoos.

Rest assured you're still a lovely lady,

Adding a little pizazz never hurt.

CEO turned to boss bitch.

Too bad you fell victim to my bad art.

I could have written something wonderful.

Only now, I'm stuck with this.

Needless to say, my time management sucks.

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About the Creator

Stephanie Downard

I'm a mom of 3 plus a bonus son. I've discovered I love writing, and in my free time, that's what I do! I may not be the best, but that will not stop me! It can only go up from here! I hope you enjoy the words that trickle out of my head.

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  • Lilly Cooper11 months ago

    😆 I love this! I think she should consider some body art. Maybe done by a tattoo artist, but still, stylish!

  • C. H. Richard11 months ago

    This was brilliant! Congratulations on your win!😊

  • Lamar Wiggins11 months ago

    Congrats on placing!!! I absolutely love your take. And nice tattoos, she needed the makeover.

  • This made me chuckle! Poor Karen :P xx

  • Babs Iverson11 months ago

    Fun and well done!!!❤️❤️💕

  • Hahahahahah this was hilarious! Loved the tattoos on her!

  • Andrew C McDonald12 months ago

    This is quite cute. Lol. Good job. It certainly made me smile.

  • Real Poetic12 months ago

    I’ve met a few Karens myself and this is funny as hell !

  • Kendall Defoe 12 months ago

    Why do I like this so much? Oh, because of all the Karens I have met out there... Great work!

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