Somebody Call The Cops

It's not my fault there's suds on the bathroom floor,

After all;

Is that not what shampoo is for?

Nope!

I didn't leave the bathroom floor

A floods galore,

Or,

Drench my clothes in water.

I wasn't the one who put suds in the bath,

Until they overflowed,

I'm not the one to blame,

For blocking your drain,

That really was those next door!

Yep!

Somebody call the cops,

Carol's washing her hair,

She ain't gonna stop,

And you might need a mop,

To wash these dirty suds away!

Maybe I'm secretly a frog,

I could be a fish!

I really don't care,

I just wanna wash my hair!