A smoker inhaled hydrogen for floatation
Ignored the need of safety regulation
Went only so high till peaking
After his lighter-than-air got leaking
'Cause emphysema gets terrible inflation
.
He used hydrogen instead of helium
To escape the boredom of maddening tedium
And smoked behind a balloon
That was Chinese, and soon
Was shot down to Earth, indeedium
.
He exploded on a storage depot
Of flammable fossil fuel, and so,
He was smoking again
Like fries Julienne
And hydrogenated until incognito
About the Creator
Gerard DiLeo
Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!
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