Sleepless In The Saddle

Sleepless again, man I feel like I'm drunk

I forgot to shower

and I smell like a skunk

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This insomnia is something, it must be contagious

I see you're hanging online

I may dip in, if I'm feelin' courageous

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I tried melatonin, but it just cannot touch it

and that Ambien, man

could get a criminal acquitted

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I've seen some things, that just cannot be real

if you saw them too

then, you'd know how I feel

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Santa and his reindeer, wrestling with frosty

Smurfs on the lawn

singing, "killing me softly"

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That's it, I'll just stay awake, feeling sleepy

it not worth the nightmares or stress

I'll mow the lawn and deal with the creepy

feeding my new friends, the insomniac sheepy