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SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATIVE LYRICS BY RAT LOMBOT PRESENTS . Thank you for the days By Kirsty MacColl Changed into. . . Thank you for the Gays

WITH BONUS... SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATIVE LYRICS . Addicted to Love By Robert Palmer . Now changed into . Addicted to Hate!

By Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 3 years ago 3 min read
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SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATIVE LYRICS BY RAT LOMBOT PRESENTS

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Thank you for the days

By

Kirsty MacColl

Changed into.

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Thank you for the Gays

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Thank you for the gays

Those endless Gays, those special Gays you gave me

I'm thinking of the gays

I won't forget a single gay believe me

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I bless the light

I bless the light that lights in you believe me

And though I’m Straight

You make sweet art and music believe me

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Gays, I'll remember all my life

Bigots, when you can't see wrong from right

You ruined a life

But that just stains your own joy of life, Believe me

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But it's alright

Now I'm not frightened of your hate, believe me

I wish today could be tomorrow

The fight is long

It can bring sorrow, don’t give up

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Thank you for the Gays

Those endless gays, those sacred gays you gave me

I'm thinking of the Gays

I won't forget a single gay believe me

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Gays, I'll remember all my life

Bigots, when you can't see wrong from right

You took a life

But that just condemns your own soul to hell, believe me

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But it's alright

Now I'm not frightened of your hate, believe me

GOD, thank you for the Gays

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Those endless Gays, those creative Gays you gave me

I'm thinking of the Gays

I won't forget a single Gay believe me

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I bless the light

I bless the light that lights in you believe me

And though I’m straight

You write sweet words and tunes believe me

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Gays.

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Thank you for the days

Sung by

Kirsty MacColl

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Songwriters: Raymond Douglas Davies

Days lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc

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NOW AS A BONUS...

SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATIVE LYRICS BY RAT LOMBOT!

I ALSO PRESENT!

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Addicted to Love

By Robert Palmer

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Now changed into

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Addicted to Hate!

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Your lights are on, but you're not home

Your mind is not your own

Your heart sweats, your body shakes

Another rant is what it takes

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You can't sleep, you can't eat

There's no doubt, you're in deep

Your throat is tight, you can't breathe

Another speech is all you need

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Whoa, you like to think that you're empowered by the stuff, oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough

You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Hate

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You see the signs, but you refuse to read

You're running at a different speed

Your heart beats in double time

Another push and you'll commit a crime, a Hate Crime!

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You can't be saved

Oblivion is all you crave

If there's some left for you

You don't mind if you do

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Whoa, you like to think that you're Empowered by the stuff, oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough

You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Hate!

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Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hate

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hate

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hate

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hate

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hate

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Your lights are on, but you're not home

Your will is not your own

But if all you Hate, Suddenly disappeared!

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You’d need, to Hate someone else!

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Whoa, you like to think that you're Empowered by the stuff, oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough

You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Hate

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Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hate

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hate

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hate

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hate

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Hate

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Addicted to Love

Robert Palmer

Songwriters: Robert Allan Palmer

Addicted to Love lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc

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